Dad Jokes
Warning: Proceed with caution. These jokes may cause groans, eye rolls, and sudden loss of cool points.
Look, we’re not here to change lives, unless eye-rolls and groans count as milestones. This is our sacred archive of the world’s finest, most absurd, totally-on-brand funny dad jokes, carefully tested in the wild
– the school pickup line
– the grocery store
– and anywhere else our kids can’t escape us
If laughter is the best medicine, this is the knockoff brand with side effects like “cringing,” “secondhand embarrassment,” and “uncontrollable smirking.”
These are the kind of jokes only a gaming dad with limited sleep and a deep appreciation for pixel art and potty humor could deliver with pride. They’ve been battle-tested in front of teenagers who pretend not to laugh, and 6-year-olds who think we’re just OK.
🎮 Dad Joke Arcade
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Drop these dad jokes into your next car ride, game night, or text thread with your teenager. If they reply with “💀,” congrats, you’ve leveled up. And if not? Well, there’s always another dad joke to try.
We’ll be here, loading up more. One awkward pun at a time.
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