The Meme
Arsenal
Weaponized Dad Jokes & Glitchy One-Liners
C:\Retroverse\MemeArsenal> run laughter.exe
[laughter.exe] :: Initializing...
Welcome to the Meme Arsenal, the only place in the Retroverse where laughter might actually do some damage. We started collecting dad jokes, puns, and pixel-powered nonsense as a coping mechanism… and somehow, it helped.
Turns out, every time someone groans, a glitch weakens.
We programmed the ultimate bad joke generator using the finest outdated code, leftover dad energy, and what we think was a cursed USB drive. It spits out puns so groan-worthy they’ve been legally classified as digital biohazards.
We’re not entirely sure how it helps, but every time someone cringes so hard they physically recoil, the Retroverse glitches, just a little. Coincidence? Probably. Effective? Weirdly, yes. Scientific? Not even close. But hey, the jokes keep coming… whether you want them to or not.
Laughter Terminal Below
💾 Laughter Terminal: Joke.exe
If you're still here....
…reading these jokes, resisting the urge to throw your monitor, and occasionally snorting in shame, YOU’RE DOING YOUR PART!
This isn’t just humor.
It’s glitch warfare.
Every pun, every eye-roll, every whispered “oh no” chips away at the Retroverse one cringe at a time. It’s not pretty. It’s not noble. But it’s effective-ish.
So please: keep scrolling, keep suffering, and above all, never underestimate the power of a truly terrible joke.
We’ll keep the generator running.
You keep surviving it.
