About Us Dads
Because family bonding is important and also, we’re tired of playing pretend restaurant.
Two dads, one mission: survive parenting with sarcasm and the occasional power-up.
We’re Sean and Chris, two brothers, two decades of parenting experience between us, and at least three working brain cells left. We grew up smashing buttons on classic consoles, and now we’re getting schooled by our kids in games we don’t even fully understand.
Sean’s 39 with a 6-year-old Minecraft prodigy. Chris is 50 with a teenager fluent in sarcasm and side quests. Together, we’re navigating parenting like a co-op campaign with no map, questionable power-ups, and a lot of snack breaks. Welcome to the chaos.
Our Vision
To build a place where parenting feels less like a daily boss battle and more like a co-op campaign you can laugh through. We’re not here to “empower” or “transform” anything!
Our goal?
Create a space where tired parents can scroll, snort-laugh, and feel slightly better knowing someone else just lost a debate to a 6-year-old wearing a cape and demanding Cheetos. This isn’t about perfect parenting, it’s about real parenting, retro pixels, and questionable decisions… made together.
Us Dads
Chris Dad # 1
Hi, I’m Chris — the older, wiser, and clearly more responsible brother (just ask our mom). As the perfect child, I grew up getting straight A’s, never breaking the rules, and always returning rented games rewound and in mint condition. I now apply that same level of excellence to parenting, where my teenage son routinely reminds me I “don’t get it” and rolls his eyes with Olympic precision. I’m here to keep Sean humble, share my love for retro games, and pretend I totally meant to lose that last match.
Sean Dad # 2
HeyO! I’m Sean, gamer, hockey fanatic, and dad to a 6-year-old Minecraft wizard who builds Sonic statues while I’m over here making square houses. I got my first NES for Christmas as a kid and never looked back (except when tripping over cords). I grew up skating on ice and racing in Mario Kart battles with the neighborhood crew back when a pile of bikes on a lawn meant something magical was happening inside.
Most of our images are AI-generated because honestly, we’re too lazy to take real photos and slightly terrified of what we actually look like under fluorescent lighting.
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